I hadn’t even realized he set one up.

I hadn’t even realized he set one up.

That’s some fine solipsism there.

That’s some fine solipsism there.

It may be a little frivolous, but I don’t think it’s actually a scam.

It may be a little frivolous, but I don’t think it’s actually a scam.

But, it’s still there.

But, it’s still there.

Even spaceships need some “me time.”

Even spaceships need some “me time.”

A Dark Day For Bad Headlines

It looks like NPR has wised up and stopped truncating their headlines, so I’m down to the AP mobile app, which is a much less reliable source of bad headlines. We will soldier on, but expect the humor to be less frequent.

How long was she out for?

How long was she out for?

What’s it made of, golden fleece?

What’s it made of, golden fleece?

Get them cell phones, that’ll fix ‘em.

Get them cell phones, that’ll fix ‘em.

Just like a Murdoch paper to drum up circulation by having the staff go vigilante.

Just like a Murdoch paper to drum up circulation by having the staff go vigilante.